How I wonder the beauty of John having to deal with Karkat's intense complaining and yelling about how horrible me human fast food restaurants are and probably confusing them as actual restaurants that humans go to for a formal meal. Yep, I canjust hear the insesant nagging and bashing that heart wreachingly weakens your every bit of tolerance for anybody
omg first i wwould think that john wwould be feeding him second AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW and third people there wwill be like WWTF "that kid has horns and grey skin!!" and other stupid people wwilll be alll like "nevermind that hes gay!!" and karkat wwill hear and he and john wwill kick their asses and wwalk out holding hands!!!!